Immigrant Stike humor

**Drau** · May 4th, 2006, 07:08 PM

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the Government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

**macabeee** · May 4th, 2006, 07:22 PM

LOL!

**Dajistano** · May 4th, 2006, 08:40 PM

Canada has troopers? [img]confused.gif[/img]

[ May 04, 2006 05:45 PM: Message edited by: Dajistein ]

-megalithanod · May 4th, 2006, 09:47 PM

Monday whe we showed up to work, the internet connection into the building was down.

Usually my Boss's Boss is very straight laced and reserved when it comes to commenting on politically sensitive issues, but out of no where while I was in my Boss's office updating her on what is going on......he walks in and calmly states.....

"I didn't realize the internet was run my Mexicans"

Then just walks out.

My Boss and I spent the next 10 minutes laughing so hard we couldn't talk.

**DemonsAngel** · May 5th, 2006, 11:54 AM

haha that was bad

**Peter Peeker** · May 5th, 2006, 11:57 AM

HAHAHAHA!
-mega, that rocks.

**Moviemaniac4** · May 5th, 2006, 12:00 PM

I think you know this but....

- What's the name of Mexico's phone company
- Taco "Bell" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Andyman** · May 5th, 2006, 12:26 PM

I took Jor & his wife out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant a few weeks ago. I commented (jokingly) on how cool it was that they had authentic Mexicans serving us. Jor said, "so does Olive Garden, Chili's and Applebee's".